Worlds Okayest Raiders

Horde Guild, Tichondrius, US


A guild where everyone knows your name

Heroic Raid:
-Wednesday and Thursday 9:00pm to 11:30pm Pacific Time
Mythic + Dungeons:
- Mondays 9pm to ?? Pacific Time
Casual Raid:
- Saturdays 9pm to 12am Pacific Time -

This is a late-night AOTC guild with a casual atmosphere and friendly players formed at the beginning of Shadowlands. The team is a mix of ex-mythic raiders and hardcore casuals who are trying to min-max their parses with spreadsheets, macros, and raw unfiltered skill while mostly balancing their real-life responsibilities. With each raid tier, we seek to improve our guild server rank and US/World time to clear Heroic / AOTC while having a good laugh.

Our core values are:
1. Be respectful of everyone.
2. Always be checking logs.
3. RL before the game (usually).

We believe that everyone has the ability to grow and change, even players who have been in this game since 1999 or who have just gotten into the game in the current expansion. Our guild is setup so that there is a group to hang out with and have fun, raid and enjoy a drama-free social environment.

The way we do that is by talking to people before they join and getting to know them. We have a mythic raider mindset applied to heroic raiding where it makes sense. We don't have a super laid-back social environment, its more like focused seriousness with occasional humor and good laughs while raiding with people who enjoy more than just raid logging.

We view people who constantly put others down because they are "better" or "more elite" as immature adults who haven't yet resolved the challenges of self-validation and emotional intelligence that help them have a balanced daily life. Everyone is going to do their best and that's all we ask, mommy and daddy aren't here to wag their fingers at you, just do all you can manage that's all we ask.

While we don't expect everyone to hard dip after AOTC, that happens, but what also happens is people hangout outside of raid, run keys, review logs, and study their class (while posting memes). This makes this guild better than every other Heroic-only raiding guild because then you know it's not a show up and get carried group. We expect everyone to try to pull their weight, even Pritt.

"This is literally the best guild I've ever been in and if I ever quit its going to be to go play Sodoku Professionally on the eSports circuit in Tokyo."


Raid Progress

Vault of the Incarnates
8 / 8
7 / 8
0 / 8
Sepulcher of the First Ones
11 / 11
11 / 11
0 / 11
Sanctum of Domination
10 / 10
10 / 10
0 / 10
Castle Nathria
10 / 10
10 / 10
0 / 10


iLVL 403.3 / 404.1
M+ 1,975.8

Slaying pixel monsters and having a good time.

Tank (2)

Healer (4)

Damage (19)




  Guild PVE Night
  Late Night Raid Team
  Wednesdays and Thursdays each week

Raid: during progression or prep for next tier
M+ : gearing up post AOTC or prep for next tier
  Wednesday   ➜ 2.5 hours
  Thursday   ➜ 2.5 hours

Always Be Raiding

- As of January 19 2023 -
We are F U L L.
- If you apply you will have the awesome opporunity to join our guild and run keys, raid on the weekend and generally have an awesome time watching Smooga24's stream on raid nights.
- Main Raid team is currently full but we still are open to new customers, I mean members! The weekend raid is still LIVE.

There are 2 roles to apply for to join the guild:
Members OR Raiders

Our minimum expectation of all members is that you be respectful of people.
Anyone any level can join without a limit on characters.
Members gain access to the weekend raid, with only a minimum ilvl requirement.

Think of a venn diagram that has overlapping parts of performance and flexibility and personality.

We expect you to know your class well and adapt to mechanics or roles in the raid.
Its ok to be quiet in raid or have a bubbly outgoing personality; we value teamwork, focus and downing bosses quick.

Show up to raid with knowledge of the fight, how you should optimize to perform and willingness to support the team.

Guild provides flask and feast, as well as enchants, runes, or crafting mats.
Raiders provide books to swap talents, weapon oils / stones, personal food if we are on prog.

Trial Raider expectations:
- 2 weeks or 4 raid attendances
- Green parse overall or better on Heroic or Blue parse overall or better on Normal.**
- Team fit / good attitude
- Ok being sat last 30 minutes of raid if needed
- Ok swapping roles if needed.

We interview our members and raiders over discord voice calls.
We want to get a sense for personality, compatibility and which Spongebob character describes you as a person in a nutshell?
This helps reduce drama, churn between raid tiers and keeps all the normal people out of the guild; only weirdos.

GM, Pritto - Spongebob, absorbs what other people cannot, always happy to help, even if that help is only 1%
Raid Lead, Smooga - Sally Squirrel, knows 15 kinds of kung fu, wears a space suit and always out performs everyone at everything, lives in a bubble.
Veteran, Blast - Squidward, loves parsing HARD and does so with avengence, always ready to counter arguments with facts.
Col - Mr. Krabs - makes all the money, always wins, and demands perfection. Always winning and never losing.

If you made it this far, just know that we have a soundboard and are not afraid to use it. If you have a soundboard you are automatically qualified to join our guild and raid team.

If you are a rogue, shadow priest or warrior that parses purple on Heroic we offer sign on bonuses, t-shirts and pizza parties.

Death Knight Death Knight
Death Knight Blood Death Knight Frost Death Knight Unholy
Demon Hunter Demon Hunter
Demon Hunter Havoc Demon Hunter Vengeance
Druid Druid
Druid Balance Druid Feral Druid Guardian Druid Restoration
Evoker Evoker
Evoker Devastation Evoker Preservation
Hunter Hunter
Hunter Beast Mastery Hunter Marksmanship Hunter Survival
Mage Mage
Mage Arcane Mage Fire Mage Frost
Monk Monk
Monk Brewmaster Monk Mistweaver Monk Windwalker
Paladin Paladin
Paladin Holy Paladin Protection Paladin Retribution
Priest Priest
Priest Discipline Priest Holy Priest Shadow
Rogue Rogue
Rogue Assassination Rogue Outlaw Rogue Subtlety
Shaman Shaman
Shaman Elemental Shaman Enhancement Shaman Restoration
Warlock Warlock
Warlock Affliction Warlock Demonology Warlock Destruction
Warrior Warrior
Warrior Arms Warrior Fury Warrior Protection


  27.01.2023 (Fri)   Smooga
  27.01.2023 (Fri)   teecz
  15.01.2023 (Sun)   Kylista
  12.01.2023 (Thu)   Kylista
  6.01.2023 (Fri)   Kylista

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