Simplicity Reborn

[H] [EU] [Bloodhoof-Khadgar] Simplicity Reborn

Have you recently found yourself wondering why am I in the Shadowlands?

Do you long for the for the good old days back on the pig farms in Durotar?

Do you hope for the Slyvanas redemption arch?

You do?! What the hell is wrong with you?!

However, if you, like us, have one single driving goal, to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice? Then boy oh boy do we have a place for you.

Our “Raid Buses” are leaving three times a week to Castle Nathria to help fulfil all your violent tendencies, like a nightmarish online parcel delivery service that only delivers “Top notch beatdowns”. We operate a 2 meter social distancing rule- not Covid related, we just don’t like people. Currently we are looking for all roles for our social raids to help complete our back orders of “overdue kickings” Good performers are offered the option of becoming an Amazothian Prime Member, providing violence to new and exciting customers.

Well?? What are you waiting for?!

If you sign up now, I'll even throw in a cheeky warlock cookie.*

*(Looking for a warlock to offer this service)