Real Men Wear Parses

Alliance Guild, Stormrage, US


About RMWP

<Real Men Wear Parses> is a newly formed semi-casual progression guild focused on building a quality heroic group for the next raid tier. Our goal is to create a raid group of skilled players efficient at their roles and classes who dedicate time and effort to better understand progression content, mechanics, and overall pace while building a fun and exciting small community of friendly players. Our core is made up of a group of laid-back IRL friends (AOTC) in our 30's with who like to have a couple drinks, raid, & compete against each other. Even though we do like to progress effectively, it will not be at the cost of fun or a reasonable WoW/life balance. 


Our members are currently AOTC, and well versed in heroic content along with some mythic content – although this IS NOT a requirement. All we ask is that raiders take the time to understand mechanics, ask when there’s uncertainty, and grow when there’s opportunity. 


We raid Tuesday & Thursday 8-11 EST.


Additionally, there will be plenty of opportunities to complete high level mythics and push keys! 

Expectations & Guidelines

Rules, Expectations & General Guidelines:

  1. Respect Others - Be respectful to all members of the guild, their abilities & contributions – especially extra duties they perform to help  support the guild.
  2. Accept Constructive Criticism - Listen, understand, and remember the benefit of getting feedback. Officers will openly discuss feedback but will not allocate time to do so during raids.
  3. Come Prepared - Please take the time to understand your class, the fight, and role. Consumables, enchants, etc. are required for progression content, although the guild will do its best to supply what is needed.
  4. Social Recruits - Social recruits (family, friends, etc.) are welcome, although no raid spot is guaranteed. We do not mass recruit. Our goal is to create a tight community of like-minded WoW players focused on common goals.
  5. Pace - While we encourage conversations during raid, it is expected that guild members keep unnecessary chatter to a minimum during progression fights. Our expectation is to get AOTC each raid, and then potentially attempt mythic content (VERY casually).
  6. Most Important, have fun!!! Our core is made up of a group of laid-back IRL friends who like to have a couple drinks, raid & compete against each other. Even though we do like to progress efficiently due to time constraints, we like to do it in a civil and laid back atmosphere. 
  7. Attendance - We are normal people in our 30’s with families and responsibilities, so we completely understand that every raid will not be a priority. Real-life ALWAYS takes precedence over WoW. If you cannot attend, please post planned absences in the discord. Folks who show consistency will be given priority raid spots pending performance.

Raid Times:

Tuesday 8-11EST & Thursday 8-11EST

Death Knight Death Knight
Death Knight Blood Death Knight Frost Death Knight Unholy
Druid Druid
Druid Balance Druid Feral Druid Guardian Druid Restoration
Mage Mage
Mage Arcane Mage Fire Mage Frost
Monk Monk
Monk Brewmaster Monk Mistweaver Monk Windwalker
Paladin Paladin
Paladin Holy Paladin Protection Paladin Retribution
Priest Priest
Priest Discipline Priest Holy Priest Shadow
Rogue Rogue
Rogue Assassination Rogue Outlaw Rogue Subtlety
Shaman Shaman
Shaman Elemental Shaman Restoration
Warlock Warlock
Warlock Affliction Warlock Demonology Warlock Destruction
Warrior Warrior
Warrior Arms Warrior Fury



Sanctum of Domination
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Castle Nathria
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  KSM Key Team
  Dungeon / Mythic+
  M+ group and gear assist
  Thursday   ➜ 3 hours


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