Mindless Violence
Please be on time or as close as you can to the raid start time. We get that people have work or have things to do before so if you can give us a heads up to know if you are running late so we can stack raids accordingly and prepare our insults for when you arrive.
AFKs & Brakes There is NO need to AFK at the start or during trash. If you absolutely need to, then by all means go for it. But we will now schedule breaks during raid for 7 minutes so you can piss, jerk off, or readjust your benwaballs.
Accept the calendar invites It makes life so much easier to know who is coming. If you don't accept you might lose your spot because we will start filling the raid assuming you aren't coming. So open the calendar, and clicky clicky!
Come to raid prepared Have your flasks, enchants, food, semen slushy etc all ready before we group up. There is plenty of time during down time to stock up and we shouldn't waste raid time doing this.
Joke around and have fun but pay attention to the explanations and instructions. Instructions are given so we are all on the same page and don't wipe on simple things (This goes double for colorblind people on shape targets eyes ). Only 1 explanation will be given and if we have to adjust, we will do so after a pull or 2. No one knows everything so suggestions and input are always welcome.
Keep raid chat during boss encounters clear unless there is something important to call out (Usually people running toward someone looking for a Hex hug!). Myself and the other high warlords will call out when to move, not to move, if creatures come etc. We understand everyone wants to help and be a part of things but keeping things uniform and callouts by as few people as possible will ensure success in raid.
Pay attention We are all seasoned enough players where we shouldn't be dying to simple stuff in raids. Watch where you should stand and shouldn't stand.
We have set up a raid tab for donations so that we can all craft stuff for the guild for raid. Donations are greatly appreciated and will be rewarded with a hefty handjob! Keep having a good time! Thee most important aspect of WoW is having a good time and being able to escape from the bullshit of everyday life. When you come on, laugh, joke around and just have a good time. This should ALWAYS be a place where we look forward to coming to.
Lastly, we aren't just another WoW guild, we are a smegma of a crazy family. We all look forward to raid nights, and look forward to hanging with each other so let's clean up the small things. This is all basic shit, nothing listed above is asking for too much. We don't want to stop the joking around or silly things we do that make us different and unique but when the counter reaches 0 on the pull timer it's battle time! Use all your cooldowns, your skills and sling your feces if your have to. Watch your footing and be smart in the fight. We are all here for each other, if you need help with rotation, talents, gear etc don't hesitate to ask we will all help. Let's keep the guild going strong, let's keep killing content and let's keep being gay! FOR THE HORDE!
