Milk Factory

It has been a while since the Milk Factory has spoken to the lost travelers of the Shadowlands. As a lot of you know, the Factory has been battling within the halls of the Sanctum of Domination to help save our world. We regret to inform you that while we were able to achieve victory by subduing the Banshee Queen and obtaining the status of AOTC…. the Jailer escaped our grasps.

This is not to say the Factory failed but shows how a war clan can overcome insurmountable odds to defeat their foes. As for the Jailer, he may have alluded us this time…. he will show his face again and the Factory will be here waiting…plotting…. milking. As the great shaman and once Warchief of the Horde Thrall once said “It may make him overconfident. He may make foolish errors.”

For those of you who haven’t been around the Factory lately, we have lost some souls to the Maw. The beauty of this realm is where one life ends, another can begin. Our family has grown with Lady Hipps keeper of the cookies and bringer of the wardrobe, Wafflus of house pancakes, and Cray Cray the seeker of Rae’shalare. These new faces restore the faith of everything the Factory has fought to create.

The next chapter of the Factory’s journey is still uncertain, but this little family bound by lactose will be ready for whatever the Jailer throws their way. As The Boy Zannithe would say, MILK MILK MILK!