Milk Factory

Horde Guild • The Underbog • US • Retail

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The Tale of Two Huuim's

A spoof of Charles Dickens "A Tale of Two Cities" based on the spoiled milk himself.

Milk Factory

Horde Guild, The Underbog, US

January 23, 2021 by TheCrayon

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...for our monk friend Huuim. 


Huuim was at the top of his class at the monk academy in Panderia. A bright student whereas the Great Michael Jordan would say "The ceiling is the roof" for this monk. 


After many expansions, Huuim became imprisoned in his own Bastille mentally. Toxicity coursing through his veins, ready to release his fists of fury on anyone. Then one-night Huuim was flagged down by our same Shaman friend Wato on his nightly recruiting spamming spree. Except for Huuim, this was not spam but a personalized message titled "Recalled to Life". At first Huuim thought nothing of the message and went ahead and joined The Factory...little did he know this would alter the course of his Warcraft career.


After being in the factory for a few weeks, Huuim's toxicity began to surface. Each raid a small outburst here and there...then one night when progression was halted.... BOOM. The shot heard round the world, the beginning of the DPS revolution...Huuim like a bull in a china shop wrecked all in his path. Throwing Slavic slurs here and there, ripping people's parses, and declaring something must change with the damage....


The coming days were dark for Huuim. Regret, sadness, and loneliness clouded his mind. He had been alone for SOOOO LONG that he had forgotten what it was like to be part of a family...a factory. So one night, when no one from The Factory was on Huuim the Tauren monk we all loved became Tekkho the orc. Hoping we would still accept him as one of our own. Tekkho had forgotten that here in The Factory all are loved and welcomed with open arms. They understood he wanted a fresh start and forgave him for his transgressions.


While some want to forget Huuim, we must realize without him we would not be half the guild we are today.
Because he's the hero Milk Factory deserves, but not the one it needs right now.


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