Keep It In The Fam

Ahoy there, fellow Azeroth explorers, dungeon delvers, and digital warriors!

Are you tired of your "epic" raiding group bailing on you faster than a goblin trying to pay a tavern tab? Tired of constantly rescheduling your life around raids that just never happen? Look no further! <Keep It In The Fam> has got you covered, and we're not talking about cousin Jimmy's questionable holiday poncho!

We're a brand new, sparkling fresh guild on the scene, but don't let our youthful exuberance fool you. We're here for the long run and we've got the ambition to make Gallywix green with envy. Our goal? Heroic raiding, faster than a night elf can shadowmeld out of an awkward situation, and mythic progression that'd have even Illidan admitting he wasn't prepared.

We're not just about the hard grind, though. If you're looking for a tight-knit family where everyone knows your (character's) name, then we're the guild for you. We're more than just a bunch of avatars on a screen. We're a community, a fellowship, a family...well, you know, without the arguments about who gets the last piece of Winter Veil fruitcake.

At <Keep It In The Fam>, we believe that gaming is a joy, a respite, an escape from the daily grind and not just another form of it. We laugh hard, play hard, and wear our battle scars with pride. We'll have you laughing so hard in guild chat you'll accidentally pull the boss, and then we'll laugh some more as we run back from the graveyard together.

If you're interested in not just joining a guild, but becoming part of a dynamic family (no DNA test required), Keep It In The Fam is ready to welcome you into our warm, albeit slightly dysfunctional, embrace. We're recruiting for all roles, be you a hardened tank, a cunning DPS, or a passionate healer with the patience of a saint.

So what are you waiting for? Saddle up your mount, check your inventory for any weird fish you might have accidentally left there (looking at you, Old Crafty), and hit that application button. Keep It In The Fam is ready to roll, and all we're missing is you!