Reformed and under new management, Cypher guild is back in business.
Do you have morally ambiguous opinions about the Yugoslav Wars?
Do you think the 2nd best man-made invention after 3 layered toilet paper is precooked lasagna?
Have you ever thought about how late stage capitalism enslaves the working people to a life of redundancy and fear of homelessness, all due to the WoW token?
Want to brag about your dps logs in voice chat while other people congratulate you and acknowledge your skill and dedication in 14 different Balkan accents?
How about sharing your spicy anecdote regarding your moment of glory from 2 expansions past, a memory as dear as your first compliment (a girl said your hands are pretty in the 5th grade and you still remember it, 20 year later) in our discord?
Do you want to pump like the legend you are, cutting, slashing and slicing your way through and also take parts in our raids after?
Maybe get a key done with the bois (or the girls) and try to beat our 117 minutes SBG record from last season?
Apply now and let's get it rolling.
We're moving into Mythic Aberrus and our mental is as strong as a hormonal teenagers will to not look at explicit content while trying to study for the most important and arbitrary exam of their life (they don't know this yet and will suffer the consequences years later)